Made matzo crack for tomorrow’s work potluck but I just want to eat all of it now.

the LGBT standard was refreshed to LGBTQ and most recently LGBTQIA, but you may see the following proprietary extensions in older equipment:

LGBT 2000
LGBT for Workgroups
μLGBTQ (embedded only)
LGBTQ Creative Cloud

Played with some honeycomb grids in the studio and love how they came out.

Self-portraits, eye contact.

Why doesn't the afterlife have its own social media platform? Is Jesus everyone's friend a la Myspace Tom? Also wouldn't Facebook be more of a Hell thing?

This is my best Facebook story and gets the best reactions at parties because what the everloving fuck

For months afterward "Grandma" would make a post whenever a close friend had died, welcoming them into heaven.

Another call to my mom:

👩 "I am unfriending dead-Grandma from Facebook because I just can't with this anymore, and I don't care if anyone is upset about it."
👵 "That is a great idea."

Reader, she had in fact died and my aunt had posted as her.

Six years ago today my grandmother made a post on Facebook about how nice it was to finally be in the arms of Jesus.

Prompting a phone call to my mom:

👩 "Did Grandma die???"
👵 "What??"
👩 "Because I think she's Facebooking from heaven??"
👵 "... let me call my sister, I'll call you back."

@franciecashman Yay semester almost over! And yep all of the major road damage has been patched up to last us until summer. We surpassed 4,000 aftershocks on Sunday! Most of them too small to feel, but a small % of 4,000 is still a lot. I'm ready for them to be over!

@toilet @citrustwee man I’m getting violently owned about this monster thing, think I might go have a diet Mountain Dew to get my head together

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