Made matzo crack for tomorrow’s work potluck but I just want to eat all of it now.

Played with some honeycomb grids in the studio and love how they came out.

Self-portraits, eye contact.

Why doesn't the afterlife have its own social media platform? Is Jesus everyone's friend a la Myspace Tom? Also wouldn't Facebook be more of a Hell thing?

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This is my best Facebook story and gets the best reactions at parties because what the everloving fuck

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For months afterward "Grandma" would make a post whenever a close friend had died, welcoming them into heaven.

Another call to my mom:

👩 "I am unfriending dead-Grandma from Facebook because I just can't with this anymore, and I don't care if anyone is upset about it."
👵 "That is a great idea."

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Six years ago today my grandmother made a post on Facebook about how nice it was to finally be in the arms of Jesus.

Prompting a phone call to my mom:

👩 "Did Grandma die???"
👵 "What??"
👩 "Because I think she's Facebooking from heaven??"
👵 "... let me call my sister, I'll call you back." I'm super excited too!! Yay semester almost over! And yep all of the major road damage has been patched up to last us until summer. We surpassed 4,000 aftershocks on Sunday! Most of them too small to feel, but a small % of 4,000 is still a lot. I'm ready for them to be over!

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