Made matzo crack for tomorrow’s work potluck but I just want to eat all of it now.

the LGBT standard was refreshed to LGBTQ and most recently LGBTQIA, but you may see the following proprietary extensions in older equipment:

LGBT+
LGBT-X
mini-LGBT
LGBT-HD
LGBT 2000
LGBT for Workgroups
i.LGBT
ASUS® LGBTQ Boost™
LGBTQ.11ac
μLGBTQ (embedded only)
LGBTQ Creative Cloud

Played with some honeycomb grids in the studio and love how they came out.

Self-portraits, eye contact.

Why doesn't the afterlife have its own social media platform? Is Jesus everyone's friend a la Myspace Tom? Also wouldn't Facebook be more of a Hell thing?

This is my best Facebook story and gets the best reactions at parties because what the everloving fuck

For months afterward "Grandma" would make a post whenever a close friend had died, welcoming them into heaven.

Another call to my mom:

👩 "I am unfriending dead-Grandma from Facebook because I just can't with this anymore, and I don't care if anyone is upset about it."
👵 "That is a great idea."

Reader, she had in fact died and my aunt had posted as her.

Six years ago today my grandmother made a post on Facebook about how nice it was to finally be in the arms of Jesus.

Prompting a phone call to my mom:

👩 "Did Grandma die???"
👵 "What??"
👩 "Because I think she's Facebooking from heaven??"
👵 "... let me call my sister, I'll call you back."

One of the kids renamed our family Snapchat and I am Here For This

The photography conference I was going to attend in Feb just released the schedule and damn it looks like a big boring waste of time and money.

Work lunch at a Korean Mexican fusion restaurant that was weird but not bad at all.

It has reached that time of year where my son and I communicate solely in Muppet Christmas Carol gifs

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