Why doesn't the afterlife have its own social media platform? Is Jesus everyone's friend a la Myspace Tom? Also wouldn't Facebook be more of a Hell thing?
This is my best Facebook story and gets the best reactions at parties because what the everloving fuck
For months afterward "Grandma" would make a post whenever a close friend had died, welcoming them into heaven.
Another call to my mom:
👩 "I am unfriending dead-Grandma from Facebook because I just can't with this anymore, and I don't care if anyone is upset about it."
👵 "That is a great idea."
Reader, she had in fact died and my aunt had posted as her.
Selling our house, our car, our dogs, and moving to the UK
Could have used more kimchi, tbh