@dansup What would be the difference from Mastodon? Longer entries?

While downstairs on the human-sized hampster wheel where there are three TVs, there was one talking head on the sports one with ashes on his forehead. It was an unexpected reminder.

I have a follow-up with my primary care specialist in three weeks. Because the US health care system is broken.

I have been in physical therapy for a couple of weeks to loosen my shoulders. I have found my guitar practice much easier, but I am also gettiwg new pains that mimic a heart attack. According to the ER doc, it wasn't. It sure scared me, though.

Word of the day: PowerPointless: A slide deck containing one slide with a single sentence or short list, usually embedded as an image.

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Snow! But not sticking. I can hear the weeping and gnashing of teeth from all the teachers and school bus drivers I know.

I just realized that I have never seen mashup between Conan the Barbarian and Babar the King of elephants and once again I wish I could draw.

My normal bass rumble is too mumbly for the barista compared to the 70s-era noise in this place.

@Lomeli You shouldn't have told him that dress makes him look fat.

oday's Math Meme Rant: JUST BECAUSE THE EXPRESSION DOESN'T HAVE PARENTHESES DOESN'T MEAN PEMDAS DOESN'T APPLY! What is that? A triple negative or something?

I have discovered that it is possible to make thick-cut applewood smoked bacon unappetizing.

Mary Poppins Returns is the correct way to reboot a franchise: build off what was done before, don't start over from scratch and lose things that made the original so beloved. Sometimes we need to hear the same message over and over again.

Came home to find a hat hanging on my door. Solar Escape. Wide brim. Leather strap. It's not my hat and a tad too big for me. I'm very confused.

No, FitBit, I did not loose 200 lbs. I missed a number in my weight log.

@monorail wouldn't they not light up if wired backwards? I new to the hobby so I may be talking pablum.

Tonight we start rehearsing for the annual choir fundraiser on March 1. I don't know if I have two months of song and dance in me.

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