Baker, Baker, Baker stick maker
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Surprise! All the shitty things companies do to consumers are artificial!
Shocking I know.
Corona virus in the US is like a 3 minute long R rated red band trailer for how capitalism handles climate change (it can't)
I love myself but I hate the fact that I'm one of those people that says "wow, I can't believe it's halfway through the month already!" Every single month
I'm eating gummy worms and putting the schedule together for work for the second time ever. I feel like I'm doing highschool homework again
Boost if ur a dingo eating a dead shark on the beach, fave if ur a shark being eaten by a dingo.
Over the Olive Garden Wall
"Ok Google... Sound cloud rapper national heat map"
I went to a "zombie walk" event that was in my city and all I could think about was how many sound cloud rappers must've been in attendence
real talk from 1920
One time when I was a server, somebody that I worked with took out his phone and started playing music videos to his table of 40-50 year olds. I walked by about 5 minutes later and heard him describing what vaporwave is
I was a groomsmen earlier this summer and it was great, but now I'm trapped in a very bro groupchat that is all Boomer tier memes
🚀🐕 Today’s meme is #Laika, the #spacedog? Here’s my collection of Soviet space dog ceramics…
more nudibranch appreciation thoughtsthey're like little jewels, you have to pause and hover above the reef or seabed in an area of low current to move in close and see them really well.
The milk buyer has logged on
arrakis is what happens when all you thirsty mf get put on a planet
me, looking a gift horse in the mouth: hey guys! there's a bunch of greeks in here! what the fuck! it's a trick!
macklemore is short for Mack, Le Moray Eel
(hes a french eel)
tfw ur 3 friends fucking love seeing you shred air guitar
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