A friend sent me this picture of her kids and this... GMO space cucumber? :blobastonished: I don't know what this is, lol. My friend doesn't know the English name for it. :blob_neutral_face:

How did "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" become the typical sentence that contains all letters of the alphabet and not "sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" which is objectively a million times cooler

They build their castles in the heads of kings

And honey will flow once more, once more

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ST: Treasure these moments, as if they were your last.

Crowd: USA! USA! USA!

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message of all 1950’s songs: i want to fuck a teenager. i’ve made this clear in no uncertain terms.

baby boomers: music was so innocent back then...

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