Handcuff bruises are just the sign of a good night out.
Good morning tooters
I'm glad everyone is afraid of the freeweigts room so no one can hear me grunting when I deadlift
those good boyes
Hey in case you missed it on birdsite I'm shitpost engaged (but also it's for real lmao I'm still losing my shit)
@ire this was done by @edgedestroys on twitter and it rules
And it's so bitter, even with three spoons of sugar
I'm trying kava again but so far it's only making my tongue numb
the fingers of hell's armies close around my throat as i send my final toot: "Bone Cum"
far from stealing a piece of their souls, a furry grows more powerful every time you photograph them in their fursuit
Irish politics Show more
god Ivor Callely wasa stupid little bastard
yes, I *will* quote Foucault at you but I will *also* only pronounce it Fucko, so I think it evens out
mccain, fucking twitter Show more
just saw an Italian John McCain account on twitter.
Fortunato is stored in the walls
(the artists name is crow but idk their accounts i just know them on discord)
smash cut to wanking dolphins
Found this one birdsite and idk if it's supposed to be critical or supportive?
mccain, twitter screenshot Show more
I know this is annoying so I'm only doing one, it made me chuckle
mccain Show more
woke up to the good news
enjoy this Russian meme that I think basically translates to “sight of cat, grace of potat”, every time I look at it it gets a bit funnier
I love to see a Tweet from a friend for a half second before the algorithm snatches it away and I have to look up his handle to see it again.
Christ, twitter is shite
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