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I'm glad everyone is afraid of the freeweigts room so no one can hear me grunting when I deadlift

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Hey in case you missed it on birdsite I'm shitpost engaged (but also it's for real lmao I'm still losing my shit)

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And it's so bitter, even with three spoons of sugar

I'm trying kava again but so far it's only making my tongue numb

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the fingers of hell's armies close around my throat as i send my final toot: "Bone Cum"

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far from stealing a piece of their souls, a furry grows more powerful every time you photograph them in their fursuit

Irish politics 

god Ivor Callely wasa stupid little bastard

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yes, I *will* quote Foucault at you but I will *also* only pronounce it Fucko, so I think it evens out

mccain, fucking twitter 

just saw an Italian John McCain account on twitter.

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im gay.

(the artists name is crow but idk their accounts i just know them on discord)

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Found this one birdsite and idk if it's supposed to be critical or supportive?

mccain, twitter screenshot 

I know this is annoying so I'm only doing one, it made me chuckle

mccain 

woke up to the good news

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enjoy this Russian meme that I think basically translates to “sight of cat, grace of potat”, every time I look at it it gets a bit funnier

I love to see a Tweet from a friend for a half second before the algorithm snatches it away and I have to look up his handle to see it again.

Christ, twitter is shite

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