IT'S A BIRD MADE OF COTTON CANDY AAAAAAAAA

twitter.com/41Strange/status/1

RT @41Strange@twitter.com

The African Lilac-breasted roller bird
(Photo: Sharifa Jinnah)

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Third time taking a trip up this 38% grade hill, which requires a wide turn at the top without stopping to make it through successfully.

...Oops, didn't turn as wide as I should have. 5 mph tipover in the shoulder.

Need a new mirror now, but everything else is totally unhurt.

I thought, let's go try the @kfc@twitter.com @BeyondMeat@twitter.com Fried Chicken today, and get there early. It's only been open for a half hour, and it's drizzling out, so nobody's really going to be waiting in li—

AAAAAAAAA

People around the block and cars for a half mile. Trying again later. 😆

Well... I hope they don't run out by the time I get there for lunch tomorrow, because I'll be there. OM NOM NOM

RT @BeyondMeat@twitter.com

ICYMI: Tomorrow, Beyond Fried Chicken™ will make its debut in a limited one store test in Atlanta, GA, crowning @kfc@twitter.com as the 1st U.S. national QSR to introduce plant-based chicken!

Learn more here ➡️ bit.ly/2KVH5VU

🐦🔗: twitter.com/BeyondMeat/status/

I have to say, my eyes hit the photo before the headline on this one, because at this scale it looks like a close-up of some kind of dessert.

So very tempted to set my primary language preference to Middle English at my doctor's office.

I should ask whether they have a time machine hidden on premises. 🤣

It does feel pretty hot out there, but not quite 140 degrees Fahrenheit.

Go home, @wunderground@twitter.com. You're drunk. 😆

.@SherriEShepherd@twitter.com When the accidental pause has just the right look and caption

Grammar error aside, I'm kinda disturbed at this survey question. Hands-free operation is critical.

To be fair, the other survey questions asked about how to improve Assistant, but this one took me aback a bit.

RT @tedterry1@twitter.com

Too young. Too soon. Too unrealistic. That's what they said when I ran for mayor of Clarkston, GA. But I didn't listen. And I won.

Now I'm running for the U.S. Senate in Georgia to take on David Perdue. Watch our announcement video and join our campaign.

bit.ly/2YsCx0A

🐦🔗: twitter.com/tedterry1/status/1

Adam,

23 years ago today, we met.

11 years ago, you were immortalized in plastic and @Hasbro@twitter.com @starwars@twitter.com history as .

Four years ago, we could finally marry.

A little over a year and a half ago, I lost you.

I'm wearing our ring again this week, to remember us.

RT @aniobrien@twitter.com

Once again I’d like to assert that I am quite fine with being called a “kink shamer”.
This image of “Pups” from London Pride shows how far Pride has strayed from commemorating our struggle for gay & lesbian rights & celebrating our freedom. What an embarrassment.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/aniobrien/status/1

I expected a fast food preparation of this to be, well, kinda "meh." But honestly, it's pretty amazingly good. (@ImpossibleFoods@twitter.com based Impossible Whopper at @BurgerKing@twitter.com #19956, Valley, AL... Here's to hoping the Atlanta region's franchisee picks them up!)

RT @HolocaustMuseum@twitter.com

Karl Gorath was just 26 when his jealous lover denounced him as a gay man. He spent years in the concentration camp system until he was liberated from Auschwitz in 1945. But after liberation, he faced another set of difficulties. 1/5

🐦🔗: twitter.com/HolocaustMuseum/st

Hooray for the @ImpossibleFoods@twitter.com Burger back in stock at @GrindhouseATL@twitter.com in downtown Decatur Ga!

So good I forgot to take a photo *before* I ate it. I guess I'll have to come back and get another. (But that was a given.)

Really @MARTASERVICE@twitter.com @MARTAPolice@twitter.com ? Proselytizing in the AIRPORT train station?

Pardon my language, but that's fucking despicable. You should be ashamed.

RT @StoryCorps@twitter.com

This season of the StoryCorps podcast highlights voices. 15 years ago, Massachusetts became the first state to legalize same-sex marriage. In our first episode, get to know the trailblazers behind this landmark court case.
storycor.ps/2HmO6fi
Art by Michael Caines

🐦🔗: twitter.com/StoryCorps/status/

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