SuddenlyTofu @SuddenlyTofu@mastodon.cloud

Hmm. I haven’t been here in months. What’s up mastodon?

My Syd. Such a lady. #cats
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Sara Ramirez is 🔥smokin' hot🔥 at the end of this music video. RAWR

Mary Lambert - Know Your Name

http://www.refinery29.com/2017/05/153646/mary-lambert-bold-album-song-know-your-name

Coworker made what he refers to as "death corn." Popcorn made in a skillet with a shit-ton of ghost pepper hot sauce. Just the smell is making me sweat. I ate one kernel 40 minutes ago and my tongue still burns. 😵

Nothing like belting this passionately during my commute.
https://mastodon.cloud/media/7QXsMI7prAejZQyH4SU

I really dislike having to do a self-evaluation for my annual review.

Tornado warning. Again. Sheltering in server room at work. Again. #midwestlife

Can't stop my leg from nervously jiggling today.

It's "both," not "bolth."

Good morning Mastodon.

I just showed my wife the Apple TV Remote app and her mind is blown.

Rush hour in rural America. 😩😵😶😱 Nothing like 10 mph on a curvy highway.
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Also any rock band that uses a full orchestra has my vote

Spotify needs a blacklist feature so I never have to hear Nickelback again

"What exactly does that field say again? I don't have it up in front of me."

Also, I'm totally BS-info my way through this support call by asking good leading questions of the customer. Lol.

I knew I should have peed when I first noticed the need... on a 20 minute (and going) phone call. 😑

Death by snu-snu.