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I would really love to stop hearing the following terms at workplaces as synonyms for "people":

Guys
Dudes
Studs

This would improve my life.

2018 saw me go from "weed maybe once a year" to "the kind of person who chills his bong"

2018 was strange.

I need my nerd card updated to platinum please, I'm officially a fan of a high-concept steampunk pantomime robot band.

What is my life.

The existence of a tool does not necessarily give rise to organizations structured in such a way to take advantage of it.

docker. multi. stage. builds.

If you write dockerfiles, you should probably be using these.

thanks.

My password before enterprise "infosec approved" vault solution...

[>N!<z3ii<U~s;Q%PDJ\.e.RzR!4zYXH/"*~!LuSg4oz#9Fz[/EqS9uTf3zm>FzXHb2V3kkECTj32R#U+3=T-~Pft~^vi~XTsJvv3/GQ6ae!#]gN4iB/SC#!ZGW(

After...

YunF#v=6

newegg next day express is about as close as mankind will ever get to downloadmoreram.com

"I have never wanted to punch any person square in the jaw as much as him. If he dies I don't want to be the last person he sees, I want to be the last thing he's afraid of."

One of the worst parts about consulting in banks is the culture, but one of the best parts about the culture is how much everybody cares about my hair.

The problem with speaking truth to power is that power doesn't care about truth.

Someone out there has been broken up with halfway through their sex playlist due to a mixing decision, I know it.

It's incredible the amount of psychic relief that comes from saying "the outcome of this is not a result of my efforts."

I think you know it's a bad day when at the end of it you say "did I just break up with my wife?"

@art Let's rename it to

"Debian Old AF"
"Debian kinda stable, but we won't call it that"
"Debian We told you so"

*sigh*

So I received today the order of $POWDERED_FOOD_PRODUCT which contained 4 complimentary scoops.

On the one hand, I'm delighted that somebody looked at my order, said "How'd this guy get one thousand three hundred and thirty seven scoops? Nah he get's four".

OTOH more than a little disappointed they didn't even leave me a passive aggressive note about playing around with their cart API?

Still glad I didn't receive almost 1.5k scoops though.

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