Pinned toot

poem? 

Funk 

Welp, I want to leave my instance but I don't know where to go. HALP!

It's gonna be really funny if an older person looks at this and thinks it means I'm some kind of secret courier for the Russian mafia and not just a massive stoner who enjoys playful phrasing.

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Wow if my flight hadn't been delayed I wouldn't have taken drugs from a strange group of Russians in the parking lot of an airport hotel in Dallas.

also we no toot anymore? oots for octodons?

TFW the tests pass and you're suspicious because you're not sure they should have passed at all.

*logs on, hopes instance is still ok*

man I have not social media'd for a while

maybe I'm not cut out for this

"But statistics are boring...unless you're one of them"

~ Peggy Seeger, "An Item of News"

COMMUTER BUS, COMMUTER BUS, GETS YOU HOME WITHOUT A FUSS.
PRETTY LONG, PRETTY WIDE, DOESN'T ROLL MUCH SIDE TO SIDE.
MOUNT UP! TAKE THE COMMUTER BU-US, IT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL PLU-US, RIDE THE COMMUTER BUUUUUUS!

Living that edgiest of lives, being hopeful, believing in strangers, smiling at nature.

The EFF warned that this would happen, and the W3C laughed them off. I'm still grumbling about EME.

blog.samuelmaddock.com/posts/g

I feel good today. Really good. I hope you all are feeling good too.

if you have to put optics before product then maybe your product is shit and maybe you should focus on that.

Wow the Librem 15 is the first laptop I've ever had where "acpi_osi=Linux" improved functionality dramatically.

Normally it breaks everything when you tell a system "hey I'm not windows".

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