watching kids negotiate in the playground is some lord of the flies shit.
Nah. Fuck it.
There aren't enough sleep aids for tonight
I'm going to get banned for not using CW. I'm passionate and don't have time between my feelings and my sm vomit
WTAF is happening? Dead babies. We are responsible for more dead babies. Fuck this.
Confession: I LOVE Frankie & Grace
In the Name of the Pasta, and of the Sauce, and of the Holy Meatballs, may the Flying Spaghetti Monster be with you.
Go nuts while the service is new, it's a party and everyone's just following everyone. Just talk about stuff that's more interesting than social networks.
A toot language filter would be nice. Blocking for tweets in a language I can't read feels like misuse.
There isn't enough booze in Brooklyn for me to deal with the 4 year old transitioning from 1 nap to none.
Putyin had the creator of this image forcibly admitted for "psychiatric care".
It would be a real shame if other people reposted it, cuz then it might cast doubts onto his virility.
‘Devil’s Advocate Boy’ Statue Erected On Wall Street Next To ‘Fearless Girl’
http://reductress.com/post/devils-advocate-boy-statue-erected-on-wall-street-next-to-fearless-girl/
Is it just me, or does #mastodon have the urgency of a giant #jailbreak operation right now? We're free, now time to bust our beloveds out of their gilded cages and walled gardens... :)
ramp season is upon us!!!
#introductions
married, homo mom of one girl. Brooklynite.
Trying to do my part to make the world a safer and better place for more than just my own.
I fully support the punching of nazis.
Im a socialist and an atheist, but I do believe in the internet.
I fucking hate the fasbook but I have a kid and my family and friends want to look at her face.
@NattyGov not yet. funny that the "influencers" havent heard of Mastadon yet. (eyeroll)