You look like you're considering whether or not to go to the Gap later to buy a fedora. You look like a girl just told you she likes you "as a friend". You look like you popped your collar on purpose. Your mustache looks like someone copy-pasted your eyebrows. Your beard looks someone rotated a monk's tonsure 90 degrees. Collects Warhammer 40k figurines lookin ass. Wears a blazer over a graphic tee to a first date lookin ass. 5'7 but tells people he's 5'9 lookin ass.


@Dayglochainsaw @brogepi feeling attacked for even barely resembling jake now

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