Pawdraig @Pawdraig@mastodon.cloud

Fellas, is it gay to chime? You're uttering harmoniously ☕️😔

anyways listen to Denki Groove before the japanese government tries to get rid of all of it's existence becausse Pierre Taki did cocaine sometimes

Hey everybody, gather round! Time to talk about how I almost lost my toes in the wilderness

look, I'm not a sub,,, I'm a knight, sworn to protect you and obey your every command

took a nap in a doctor's waiting room today cuz I was there from 9-12:30. I can fall asleep anywhere and often do

this bird has tea

knzk as an instance is life goals because it fucks up all the time but everyone loves and forgives it anyway

And that is why this is true. https://mastodon.cloud/@EnlightenedFeralBoy/101112156688886236/

one taught me love. one taught me patience. one taught me pain.

I was trying to explain Jordan Peterson and his meat diet to someone earlier today and I called him "Gwyneth Paltrow but for incels" and I feel like I've cracked a code

Y'all this is fucking me up.

Billy Porter has transcended to a new power level.

His tongue is poking out and his face is twitching and I am dying

gay creacher paws ft. copper nails this time instead of default gunmetal

gonna go walk my dog 🐶 pic of him below for immersion purposes - its like yall are on the walk with me! see yall in a bit

Something I realized when I looked at my .social yesterday was that there were a lot more people who watched baseball here in September than there are now, and that I miss Kelly Wallace, and anyway I need more baseball friends please or you're all going to hate me

if u ever meet a pisces, tell them they have "pisces features". they'll think u mean "soft and sensitive" while in reality u have just called them a fish face

Hi I need fat femmes to help me learn how to dress Hot

okay so hi hello it’s me!!! just wondering since we’re all talking about dildos...uhm. i wanna order a dick with a knot in it from bad dragon, but i’m not sure what size/which one. anyone have recommendations?
pls keep in mind that i do not actually want to fucking end my own life with a horse cock thanks