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*sees an old person just sitting on the porch for a few hours watching neighborhood* Look at this social media addict

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Yeah, baby we’re gonna do all the sins tonight, including ice cream

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Fellas, is it gay to chime? You're uttering harmoniously ☕️😔

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anyways listen to Denki Groove before the japanese government tries to get rid of all of it's existence becausse Pierre Taki did cocaine sometimes

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Hey everybody, gather round! Time to talk about how I almost lost my toes in the wilderness

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look, I'm not a sub,,, I'm a knight, sworn to protect you and obey your every command

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took a nap in a doctor's waiting room today cuz I was there from 9-12:30. I can fall asleep anywhere and often do

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knzk as an instance is life goals because it fucks up all the time but everyone loves and forgives it anyway

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I was trying to explain Jordan Peterson and his meat diet to someone earlier today and I called him "Gwyneth Paltrow but for incels" and I feel like I've cracked a code

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Y'all this is fucking me up.

Billy Porter has transcended to a new power level.

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His tongue is poking out and his face is twitching and I am dying

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gay creacher paws ft. copper nails this time instead of default gunmetal

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gonna go walk my dog 🐶 pic of him below for immersion purposes - its like yall are on the walk with me! see yall in a bit

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Something I realized when I looked at my .social yesterday was that there were a lot more people who watched baseball here in September than there are now, and that I miss Kelly Wallace, and anyway I need more baseball friends please or you're all going to hate me

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if u ever meet a pisces, tell them they have "pisces features". they'll think u mean "soft and sensitive" while in reality u have just called them a fish face

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Hi I need fat femmes to help me learn how to dress Hot

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sex, lewd but asking a question, if you’ve got bad dragon experience pls answer Show more

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