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I'm not anybody's mother, but sometimes I pretend to be one for a kid I care about.
I just got called in for a PTA meeting/ talent show. The first act was a tiny Whitestripes cover band. I regret nothing.
@Gogogadgetpants
You should maybe have children.
@OldandConfused I'd like to try my hand at it someday.
@Gogogadgetpants It's swell if it's what you're into.
@Gogogadgetpants Being impervious to bodily fluids is a huge leg up for parenting as well.
@OldandConfused Well except for one fluid, right?
@Gogogadgetpants Hopefully.
@OldandConfused I have only two things going for me and they are extreme patience and the fact that I find everything horrible about youngsters hilarious (but I can mostly hold in my laughs.)