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When I was growing up I never knew what I wanted to be. Now that I'm older, I know that I want to be younger.

Speed walkers look like they're constantly auditioning for a diarrhea commercial.

For my birthday, the love of my life gave me the best gift in the entire world, the promise of his hand.
(Yes. Yes, I did just make a marriage/amputee joke in my engagement announcement. What?)
I SAID YES!
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I love you so much @jamiegray
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My friend was fired by Pepsi. He tested positive for Coke.

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

One day you will die, but every other day you won't.
So that's pretty great, right?

Inspirational posts are hard.

But do you ever stop and wonder....what did your dog name YOU?

I tried to form a gang once, but it turned into a book club.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
It wasn't.
Because numbers aren't sentient, and can't feel fear.

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Selling all of my cryptokitties. My doggy died, and my family has the sads. I don't have the time to breed them.
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I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.

Side note: Being "educated" does not necessarily mean "intelligent".

I appreciate the transparency Domino's pizza tracker provides, but updates like "Carl dropped your pizza" & "5 second rule" are a bit much.