Speed walkers look like they're constantly auditioning for a diarrhea commercial.
/Me does a birthday dance
My friend was fired by Pepsi. He tested positive for Coke.
I’m pRetty but the R is silent. 💋
My birthday is in 3 days.
It's the wheel of (near) misfortune!
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
One day you will die, but every other day you won't.
So that's pretty great, right?
Inspirational posts are hard.
But do you ever stop and wonder....what did your dog name YOU?
OMG. Mastodon is working again. 😮
I tried to form a gang once, but it turned into a book club.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because numbers aren't sentient, and can't feel fear.
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Selling all of my cryptokitties. My doggy died, and my family has the sads. I don't have the time to breed them.
I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.
Side note: Being "educated" does not necessarily mean "intelligent".
I appreciate the transparency Domino's pizza tracker provides, but updates like "Carl dropped your pizza" & "5 second rule" are a bit much.
How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?
Well, first you're in an argument on Facebook.
Saw a hitchhiker holding a sign saying, "‘Anywhere But Here". So I swerved and hit him. Now he's in a ditch. Hope that's okay.... he wasn't really specific.
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