I tried to form a gang once, but it turned into a book club.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because numbers aren't sentient, and can't feel fear.
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Selling all of my cryptokitties. My doggy died, and my family has the sads. I don't have the time to breed them.
I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.
Side note: Being "educated" does not necessarily mean "intelligent".
I appreciate the transparency Domino's pizza tracker provides, but updates like "Carl dropped your pizza" & "5 second rule" are a bit much.
How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?
Well, first you're in an argument on Facebook.
Saw a hitchhiker holding a sign saying, "‘Anywhere But Here". So I swerved and hit him. Now he's in a ditch. Hope that's okay.... he wasn't really specific.
@NaveenAlexandra it is actually rocket science! rockets use multiple stages for similar reasons
the first-stage keurig-motor gets you off the ground, and then you jettison the k-cup and the second-stage drip-motor takes over
then you use tea engines for orbital maneuvering
Today I made myself a cup of coffee in my Keurig, just to prepare to make a pot of coffee in my coffee machine.
Because sometimes making coffee, requires coffee.
I don't think I've ever heard the word shithole spoken so many times unedited on the news ever.
Hey look. An actual first for the racist orange's administration.
They got the media to say shithole.
Remember, over half of all cases of people wrecking themselves happen within five minutes of not checking themselves.
The next time you get a call when you’re eating say: “I can’t talk now, I’m masticating.” and see how good their vocabulary is.
Choose your friends carefully, They are the ones who tag you in photos.
no no no, it's not that kind of tip
you were supposed to give them a generalized piece of advice
70% of Americans are on prescription drugs. If you find that number depressing, talk to your doctor about Cymbalta.
I just gave a cow $5 and it didn't do anything. Cow tipping isn't as much fun as everyone says it is!!
I think the New York Jets should have a coach named Benny. That is my one and only football opinion.
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