They might as well put "Uhhh..." in front of every item on drive-thru menus.
Why is it called cat nip and not meowjuana?
Sorry I've been MIA, I've been breeding cryptokitties.
It's okay to lose your shit sometimes, because if you keep your shit, you'll end up full of shit and then you'll explode, and there will be shit everywhere. A shit storm. And nobody wants that.
Person: "Hey, do you know $name? They have a disability too!"
Me: "Listen, not all people with disabilities know each other..."
Person: "That doesn't answer my question."
Me: "...yes, I do..."
and be good to yourself
Because without you the rest of us are without a source of many wonderful things <3
Cocaine dealers are always trying to stick their business in other people's noses.