My friend's dog is tough. I interrogated him for over an hour and he still wouldn't tell me who's a good boy.
If you see this, even if we never talk, PayPal me $600 💯💯💯💯💯💯
I thought I lost one of my toes but upon closer inspection, there was a note that said "Went to Market".
"What ever happened to civility?"
"You labeled it 'political correctness' and decided it was something bad."
If you believe that immigrants are all drug dealers,rapists, and murders, and simultaneously believe that they are here to steal your jobs......what exactly do YOU do for a living?
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman Numerals.
I lost my dominant hand, and with it the ability to draw.
This is my first attempt at drawing using my Bebionic3 prosthesis.
#Bebionic3 #Bebionic #Bionic #Prosthetics #Amputee #CT #Connecticut #NewEngland #Art #Artist https://www.youtube.com/attribution_link?a=yKNfY719aao&u=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D_zLcDUS72KA%26feature%3Dshare
When the Spice Girls chose their Spicy alter-ego nicknames, the girl with the biggest boobs should have chosen to go by Spice Rack.
Who's the funniest droid in the Star Wars universe?
Omg. Guys. My photo is the headline photo for the article.
I make apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.