I wrote the ridiculous pun filled 'Reality TV' script for my voice-over demos, as well as the script for 'Naveen's Nirvana Bakery'
Check them out, you know you want to.
voices.com/actors/naveen_alexa …

OMG. The tree that fell over and took out the wires and almost crushed my car.....the wires that were damaged just a tiny bit from it, from where I U-turned to GTFO of there......those wires fell on someone's car and set it on fire and killed them....I'm in tears.
I was there.
It could have been me.

I have so much adrenaline surging through my body, it isn't even funny.
I will NEVER get angry at Waze for not working ever again.
I was getting ready to navigate home, and Waze refused to work, so I had to close down Waze and open Google maps to navigate.
Guys.
That few seconds it took me to switch apps saved my life.
When I was almost home, a giant tree that was a minimum of 8-10 feet in diameter, and 40 feet tall fell over across the entire road and took out the power line right in front of me.
I had to slam on my brakes so I wouldn't crash into it.
Guys.
Guys.
If I had been even just a few seconds faster, I would have been under that tree. I would have been crushed.
I am so freaked out.
Breathe.
I have to remember to breathe.
Omg.

My friend's dog is tough. I interrogated him for over an hour and he still wouldn't tell me who's a good boy.

If you see this, even if we never talk, PayPal me $600 πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―

I thought I lost one of my toes but upon closer inspection, there was a note that said "Went to Market".

"What ever happened to civility?"
"You labeled it 'political correctness' and decided it was something bad."

If you believe that immigrants are all drug dealers,rapists, and murders, and simultaneously believe that they are here to steal your jobs......what exactly do YOU do for a living?

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman Numerals.

When the Spice Girls chose their Spicy alter-ego nicknames, the girl with the biggest boobs should have chosen to go by Spice Rack.

I just received $10.07! You can too – join @qmee to get cash rewards when shopping online and answering surveys qm.ee/CD9280C1

Have you heard about the new movie called Constipation? It hasn't come out yet.

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