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I thought I lost one of my toes but upon closer inspection, there was a note that said "Went to Market".

"What ever happened to civility?"
"You labeled it 'political correctness' and decided it was something bad."

If you believe that immigrants are all drug dealers,rapists, and murders, and simultaneously believe that they are here to steal your jobs......what exactly do YOU do for a living?

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman Numerals.

When the Spice Girls chose their Spicy alter-ego nicknames, the girl with the biggest boobs should have chosen to go by Spice Rack.

Who's the funniest droid in the Star Wars universe?
RD-RR!

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I make apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

Have you heard about the new movie called Constipation? It hasn't come out yet.

There are two types of people in the world.
People who help me hide the body, and people who are the body.

It's amazing how different the phrases "alcohol free" and "free alcohol" are.

Me: Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone. I hear you call my name and it feels like home.
Priest: I don't believe that is an actual prayer...
Me: No, but it's like a prayer.

Why do people say ”I saw it with my own eyes.” Do they sometimes use other peoples eyes?

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