This year I don't want you to have resolutions, I know that sounds crazy because just about everybody does it.
Instead, I want you to try this:
Be happy with yourself, be happy with who you are. You are beautiful, you are unique, there is not, has not, nor will there ever be anyone exactly like you.
Welcome in the New Year with love, for the world, but more importantly, for yourselves.
Happy New Year my Lovelies, welcome to 2020!!!

新年快乐! Happy New Year! Bonne AnnΓ©e! γ‚γ‘γΎγ—γ¦γŠγ‚γ§γ¨γ†γ”γ–γ„γΎγ™! Ein gutes neues Jahr! Buon anno! Feliz ano nuevo! Gelukkig Nieuwjaar! Ευτυχισμένο το Νέο ΞˆΟ„ΞΏΟ‚! Godt NyttΓ₯r! Bonan Novjaron!

Advice needed:

My children keep finding their Christmas presents that I’ve hidden around the house. Someone suggested that I should just keep them in the attic.

So I tried that last night, but their constant crying and whining kept me awake. All the β€œI’m afraid of the dark” or β€œI don't like it up here - there are spiders” really got on my nerves. Any other suggestions?

Pre-Halloween Reminder:

No one likes your kids enough to give them free drugs.

Hi! I'm good fat!

*Lights cigarette* *Punches Avocado*

Rudy Giuliani layered up.
Am I the only one that thinks Giuliani's lawyer's main job will be to sit there and yell

I will never see the word "cremains" without thinking it's human remains with cranberries mixed in.

Now, you won't either.

I forgot to update when it happened the other day, but It's official.
It's legal.
I am now,
and forevermore Naveen Alexandra.

I got a 7 day lockdown on my account on Twitter because I said Donald Trump is a Cunt.
A ban well fucking worth it.

I'm in a contest, for me to win, I just need people to go vote for me.
It's super simple and will only take a second of your time.
You will literally be giving me my smile back.
Please share ❀

It's official, I have a court date.
I will be at probate to finally legally change my name on August 29th!!!!!

Pfft...... you are seeking advice from a fortune cookies??
Go ahead and listen to your cookies if you want.
Everybody knows the REAL advice comes from Taco Bell Sauce packs.

Cat burglars commit daring robberies with stealthy skills, while kitten burglars are so cute people just give them stuff.

Also, I have a GOLIXIR Crystal Water Bottle Premium Crystal Elixir Water Bottle for sale on eBay, so for all of my lovelies that are into crystals, and energy, and their healing powers and stuffs, go check it out.
You know you want it.
It's brand new in the box,. and they normally sell for $60, this one can be yours for only $49!
US shipping only, sorry.

Then I finally got my shopping done lol
I was in a panic by the grocery carts, not allowing anyone to walk where I was until I found my stone though lol
Hell no you aren't walking through, I am trying to find a 2.25 carat alexandrite. GO. AROUND. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Today was an eventful day.
I was able to file paperwork today to finally have a court date to finalize my name change, but I forgot my birth certificate so I had to run back home, and then back to the courthouse.
After that, I went to go shopping, and my stone came out of my ring, but I stayed in that exact spot until I found it, and then I delayed shopping to go across the street and hand my ring over to a jewelry shop to repair it.

I have the opportunity to test a Samsung Galaxy Watch LTE 42mm lol anyone have $189 just laying around? lol

Navi Tries It: BiPro Bold

This is my first video in my Navi Tries It series, I hope you enjoy it!

It's been a minute since I've been on Mastodon, so I'm going to insert the obligatory
New Phone. Who Dis?

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