"They took our Christmas trees! They took our bathrooms! But they'll never take... our butter!"

🤣

Any resemblance to persons or groups real, metaphysical, noncorporeal, or otherwise are purely coincidental.

I'm amused by weird things, which makes me likely to check out links with high weird potential.

This one's so strange it even weirds me out: It appears to be a decrepit shrine to 50s/60s/70s/80s-era child actors, but with an active message board.
boysonyourscreen.org/

birdsite, liberal ""get out the vote"" bullshit, me yelling 

@pbandkate@knzk.me You know, this is the perfect metaphor for how the DNC tries to relate to millennials.

birdsite, liberal ""get out the vote"" bullshit, me yelling 

@SpaceForceCommander@knzk.me @pbandkate@knzk.me

The Assistance, baffled that all the insults and condescension haven't brought voters to them in droves, tries the "Reverse Lysistrata Gambit".

birdsite, liberal ""get out the vote"" bullshit, me yelling 

@SpaceForceCommander@knzk.me @pbandkate@knzk.me
Now I badly want to create a public birdsite alt, just so I can tell Flynn (aka "I did it to a woman... I did it at the tractor supply store... etc")

"I'm happy for you, but this is ~really~ TMI."

birdsite, liberal ""get out the vote"" bullshit, me yelling 

@pbandkate@knzk.me @goodleftyfundies
Heh, small world. Glad it's not just me.
mastodon.cloud/web/statuses/10

Jesus Christ. Apparently someone read this joke (various forms)...

Anarcho-syndicalist: "So now do you understand why supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses?"

Drive-thru worker: "Yes, but I still need to know if you want dipping sauce."

...and didn't realize it was a joke. 🤦

twitter.com/HoarseWisperer/sta

hysterically-bad political threats 😂 

Republican gangstas keep it real. 🔫

"Gov. Wolf, let me tell you, between now and Nov. 6, you better put a catcher’s mask on your face because I’m going to stomp all over your face with golf spikes"

secondnexus.com/news/scott-wag

@jacethechicken @comradetaylorswift@knzk.me German is what you get when all your friends have bad chest congestion.

@streetvalkyrie@radical.town I have *no* idea what you're talking about, we *never* convey opposite meanings by stressing certain syllables. 😉

@mtndudebro Congrats! 🎉🎊

(Last week, myself. Almost left with an Earl Thomas Salute to the toxic manager, but realized it wasn't worth it.)

Quit my job today. Boost to celebrate. 🎺

@2684x I fell in love with the thumbnail when I used it elsewhere, and it came up as "The Great Tit is the largest member of the Tit family..." 🙃

(which I disagree with, not that it's relevant 😏)

@Adoxographer@knzk.me Thank you for the first socially-relevant toot I've seen today.

@Pepsi@radical.town @goodleftyfundies Mastodon lewds: Because you can't have "wholesome" without holes.

I'm moving to the UK tomorrow to become an ornithologist.

Name another profession where you can get paid to look at great tits all day. twootz.com/bird/Great-Tit

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