"They took our Christmas trees! They took our bathrooms! But they'll never take... our butter!"


Any resemblance to persons or groups real, metaphysical, noncorporeal, or otherwise are purely coincidental.

I'm amused by weird things, which makes me likely to check out links with high weird potential.

This one's so strange it even weirds me out: It appears to be a decrepit shrine to 50s/60s/70s/80s-era child actors, but with an active message board.

hysterically-bad political threats 😂 

Republican gangstas keep it real. 🔫

"Gov. Wolf, let me tell you, between now and Nov. 6, you better put a catcher’s mask on your face because I’m going to stomp all over your face with golf spikes"


The only good thing I can think of to say about birdsite, by comparison to mastodon: You don't cease to exist five minutes after your last post.

"Sensationalist corporate media" is a mouthful.

Next time, just shorten it to "rage porn". 😒

Tired of being censored on birdsite for discussing political $#!+? Come to Mastodon and discuss literal $#!+.

Tfw you're not sure if someone is being 5th-level-meta satirical, or just hasn't been taking their meds:

Weird thoughts: If one believes the Bible, then technically isn't "lawyer" really the oldest profession?

300-character rant about idiot drivers, nsfw language 

FUCK checkerboard drivers - the ones who for miles on end leave not quite enough space to pass them and the car ahead of + next to them, or leave just enough space but speed up if they see someone trying to use it.

Leave the rolling roadblocks to the cops, asshole.

Boost if you would vote for a Bernie Sanders / Grumpy Cat ticket.

I knew corporate media have no scruples, but I thought they could at least /fake/ doing their jobs.

Can anyone translate this headline to English? 🤔🤷

I've never quite understood anthropomorphizing ships as /women/. 🤔

You can't keep them in one place, the only thing keeping them afloat is the air they're full of, and they're chock-full of seamen looking to disembark at every port they encounter.

It's probably a good thing Othello didn't live in the age of social media.

/Not/ for Clinton fans. 

Merry Christmas, @Slipperywerm@mastodon.social. 😈

Not for McCain fans 

An old meme whose time finally came back around:

And it feeds directly into keeping the sociopaths in power.
1) Create two "sides".
2) Convince each side that the other is responsible for the crap you're doing to both of them.
3) Profit.

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politics, rallies 

Just a thought, when it comes to going to protests prepared for violence... isn't "pre-emptive self-defense" also known as the Bush (W) Doctrine? 😰

I'm absolutely down for dragging birdhellsite... but before we go too crazy bashing birds, please remember not all of them feather their nests with shredded accounts, or bomb💩 us with "promoted" propaganda. 😅

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