Twitmo Escapee @MySideIsHumanity@mastodon.cloud

"They took our Christmas trees! They took our bathrooms! But they'll never take... our butter!"

#BegunTheButterWarsHave 🤣

Any resemblance to persons or groups real, metaphysical, noncorporeal, or otherwise are purely coincidental. #Assistance

I'm amused by weird things, which makes me likely to check out links with high weird potential.

This one's so strange it even weirds me out: It appears to be a decrepit shrine to 50s/60s/70s/80s-era child actors, but with an active message board.
http://www.boysonyourscreen.org/

Jesus Christ. Apparently someone read this joke (various forms)...

Anarcho-syndicalist: "So now do you understand why supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses?"

Drive-thru worker: "Yes, but I still need to know if you want dipping sauce."

...and didn't realize it was a joke. 🤦

https://twitter.com/HoarseWisperer/status/1054846647560257536

Republican gangstas keep it real. 🔫

"Gov. Wolf, let me tell you, between now and Nov. 6, you better put a catcher’s mask on your face because I’m going to stomp all over your face with golf spikes"

https://secondnexus.com/news/scott-wagner-tom-wolf-stomp-face

There's no friend like a Mastodon friend.

I'm moving to the UK tomorrow to become an ornithologist.

Name another profession where you can get paid to look at great tits all day. https://twootz.com/bird/Great-Tit

Poll: What do you do when someone who cursed you out on practically no provocation starts creating other accounts and following you with them? 🤔

(I have nothing against a good fuck, shit, or other epithets, to express general emotion. I think it takes on a different meaning when they're addressed AT people.)

They put the boy who STRANGLED another high school player back on the field after a half-game suspension, and did nothing about the other players targeting the victim.

Boys will be boys, after all.

Nowadays kids can be arrested for farting in class, and this wasn't worth investigating?
What. The. Hell.

Holy $#!+. Remember Elizabeth Lambert, the soccer player whose career was ended because the opposing team posted her yanking their player's hair (and it was fairly obvious they edited out their own fouls)?

No double standard here, folks. Move along.
https://www.sbnation.com/2018/10/4/17937664/waco-burleson-football-choking-video

To watch the MLB playoffs on your /computer/, you have to pay them $25. Not terribly unreasonable. 🤔

You also have to subscribe to one of their approved cable channels, or sucks to be you. 🤷