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Happy boring cis couple do the gender reveal only to find nothing, because I, a thief, have stolen their precious gender. Good luck finding it, heteros.

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:porky_happy: telling people to turn the lights off when they leave the room to prevent global warming
:porky_scared: holding the 100 companies that are responsible for 71% of global warming responsible

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I requested to follow a lot of people while knzk was down and folks were migrating and those requests are still pending, idk why but maybe boost this toot so folks check and accept me??? Sorry to bother you.

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Code Wytch is back and y'all need to get her feed full of love.

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#ShavingDoneRight #BeautyTips

Thread incoming. Whatever your position on the gender spectrum.

You read this

You apply it

Go treat yourself by taking care of yourself properly

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Dolly Parton's "9 to 5", perhaps the greatest piece of Socialist propaganda ever constructed,

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It turns out, some plants can hear! Their flowers can hear the sound of insects buzzing around, and they react by sweetening their nectar to make pollination more tempting.

theatlantic.com/science/archiv

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"Psalms can be sung by angels, but only human beings can help the poor" - the maggid of tzidnov

I’m listening to an audiobook and the reader keeps pronouncing “pastiche” as “pashiste”

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another argument for higher minimum wage: in seattle, where theyre trying out $15 minimum wage, the military recruitment numbers have gone down. the military targets those with lower income and those more stressed out/with lower grades. so, like, fuck the military

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90% of people who like poems are boring and care about the metafiction of nostalgia or some shit not me baby, i only care about bugs bunny

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something being "systemic" doesn't absolve you from your obligation to help people suffering from said "systemic" problem

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I wish talking in iambic pentameter came naturally to me, because I want to say

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I think all girls are indeed NOT my wives more and more each day.

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this . . . . . . . I uh, am Jewish. Sorry.

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Some say capitalism is the greatest system ever invented. If you ask me? The buddy system

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