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@MordecaiPinhas I used to wonder where your bot went but it’s now clear you fused

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@gazelle that’s cool! When I’m ready to get more serious about learning it I’ll check that out!

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somebody asked me "have you seen the new movie yet?" and I sorta guardedly said "I have never seen a new movie in my life" and she continued "so you don't mind if I spoil it?" and I sat in baffled silence until her partner said "do you mean Endgame?"

(that is, indeed, what The New Movie was)

at which point I said, "if possible I would choose to know less about the Avengers"

@gazelle I’ve done Polish Duolingo lessons occasionally for fun and I don’t currently know any polish but I recall thinking “whoa I get where sea gazelle’s coming from, this language is really beautiful.” Wanna learn it some day

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No, sir, I do not uwu at you, sir, but I
uwu, sir.

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vladimir: well? shall we log off?
estragon: yes, let’s log off

they do not log off.

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Ethical consumption is a harm reduction technique. It's valid when put in its place there, and not used as a gold standard or to police people who don't have resources, knowledge, etc to do so, or who engage in different forms of it than you do.

Everyone at this seder unanimously agreed that I would *love* Coyote Ugly

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women who voice chat in online games are braver than the US Marines

@gazelle I once had a teacher tell me that “good handwriting is the first step toward conformism” as an incentive and I was like “sounds like it sucks then”

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Wife: wanna watch "the highwaymen"
Me: isn't it about the cops who got bonny and clyde? I thought bonny and clyde were the good guys
Wife: well they killed people
Me: did they kill people or bankers?

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