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Hating school is not only valid, it's probably correct

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pedestrianism is an ecological issue; in a car society (and where public transit does not empower the pedestrian), the impracticality of pedestrianism is an economic pressure towards pollution and dependence on fossil fuels. pedestrianism is an economic issue; anti-pedestrian municipal and private development is a tool of gentrification, and the role a fence pays in segregation is so much more than symbolic.

Duolingo, competition 

Duolingo, competition 

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Abortion 

Baby stuff 

Baby stuff, masculinity, lactation, some Judaism 

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somebody asked me "have you seen the new movie yet?" and I sorta guardedly said "I have never seen a new movie in my life" and she continued "so you don't mind if I spoil it?" and I sat in baffled silence until her partner said "do you mean Endgame?"

(that is, indeed, what The New Movie was)

at which point I said, "if possible I would choose to know less about the Avengers"

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Baby stuff 

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No, sir, I do not uwu at you, sir, but I
uwu, sir.

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vladimir: well? shall we log off?
estragon: yes, let’s log off

they do not log off.

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Ethical consumption is a harm reduction technique. It's valid when put in its place there, and not used as a gold standard or to police people who don't have resources, knowledge, etc to do so, or who engage in different forms of it than you do.

Everyone at this seder unanimously agreed that I would *love* Coyote Ugly

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women who voice chat in online games are braver than the US Marines

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Wife: wanna watch "the highwaymen"
Me: isn't it about the cops who got bonny and clyde? I thought bonny and clyde were the good guys
Wife: well they killed people
Me: did they kill people or bankers?

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Thinking about american jews who want to move to israel because they think they're going to get laid. They're all weak as shit

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