the pope is a fucking idiot
I ❤️ public transit
Upon waking this morning from troubling dreams, I was amazed to find myself transformed into a giant version of myself. Just me, but huge.
why what’s in it for us pillow princesses
if you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the milk hotel.
Captain Ahab is my new white whale
boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, thats why i distribute copies of communist literature on company time
5779’s such a ridiculously big year for me
My son/robotic self is a lot of wedding stuff today. I have this same issue! I want to go be alone.
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A cop just sneezed and we made eye contact and i kept walking. No blessings for you, fuckin cop.
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Damn it damn it damn it damn it damn it I just, for once, would like to thank my remarkable and soothing girlfriend for tonights accomplishments
Honestly the 80s to 90s just had a buck wild series of intellectual properties. Mutant turtles who fight crime. A blue Hedgehog that can run fast. Others, I'm sure.
The AIM door opening sound has such a positive association in my mind that it could probably be used as anesthetic for minor surgery.
My son/robotic self is a good day
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I love this smelly fluff with all my heart
Whats up, I woke up at 1 PM and Im trying to write in the way history intersects with memory. Thoughts on Luc Sante?
My perfect pooch snuggling him papa
@MordecaiPinhas I love your bot you raised him well
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