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Fuck the police and also never fuck the police

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There are only two types of valid discourse participation

A) I've had thoughts on this for YEARS and now's my chance to finally fuckin talk about them, at length

B) I have no idea what's going on and I refuse to learn

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is it contrarian to say that william shakespeare's play, romeo and juliet, is a pile of ass, in the 21st century

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“shower” rhymes with “an hour” because that’s how long you’re supposed to spend in there

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Christianity (dont open if u love christianity in even an ironic way) Show more

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like if we’re going to have a propertied class that is so obscenely wealthy can’t we please stop pretending they have some sort of High Wisdom for us

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Remember when John McCain got tortured? How prescient of the way we punish and hound any difference, including beauty.

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Monty Python: Bibbity boop, a man in a dress yelling about cheese and porcupines, wallalalala pattapattapatta whomp!

British people: yes, with this we have created the pinnacle of humor. Nothing is funnier or cleverer than this. We are, the best content creators.

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it later occurred to me that the iww already made this meme in probably like 1903, time is a flat circle etc

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