Rob from the rich, give to the poor
I’ll be at @RobinHood from now on! Follow me there!
i found the woods. no leaves here but. they’re still woods
have you guys heard of this game called minecraft? it's kinda like lego but a video game
Have you met my son, Balrog Twerkathon?
@lynnesbian you are a supervillan whose superpower is python
If you get a big enough ball of hydrogen together eventually it'll turn into people
diarrhoea is short for Saint Diarrhoea’s Disease, the disease that Saint Diarrhoea famously died of, which is why they call it that
I’ve had all the major tick-borne illnesses and most of the minor ones. I was the only ehrlichiosis case they’d ever had.
I’m kind of a big deal in the local ER
My nuts have been delivered
Imagine owning a lunchbox
Moms I’d Like To Boost
bunnie rabbot is my sonic universe wife
There’s four types of people
every pretty girl should have a sword
I know it's fashionable and stuff to talk about how terrible social media is and how it's so bad for your mental health and etc etc.
But honestly, I'd feel a lot more lonely without it.
oh i just went past a billboard that said "smile today" but the font made it look like "snule today" and i had to read it like. 6 times before i figured it out
*steps out of time machine, breathless*
“I just...I just gave Freud a laptop...with access to Fetlife, Rule 34, and FA...”
*coworker scientist pulls cigar from mouth*
“Mother of God...”
This is my fursona, Anderson Booper
Generalistic and moderated instance.