Dystopia is a white people word that means β€œwhat if all that shit happened TO US?!?”

I just ordered new arrows,
it took me two weeks to pick them,
I’m horrifically bad at commitment

My grandfather had a bottle of whale oil that he used to lubricate his barber shears, so yes, I am older than the sun

Listen asshole, just because I’m bi and flirt with everyone, doesn’t mean that ALL bisexuals flirt with everyone, and would you like to go out for a drink?

Radical town seems to be having some issues, so I’ll be using this account as a lifeboat for a little while!

I will post stream of consciousness threads I dont give a fuck

@nim good call! Thanks for the tip! It’s a little confusing, but I think I’m getting the hang of it!

I’m moving instances, for the first time! Yippee! How do I DM my followers to let them know?

You’d think I’d know how to do that...

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