🏳️🌈 Robin Hood 🏳️🌈 @MrRobinHood@mastodon.cloud
Rob from the rich, give to the poor
I’ll be at @RobinHood from now on! Follow me there!
Joined Aug 2018
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fuck my bed into pieces
this is my sex resort
I just ordered new arrows,
it took me two weeks to pick them,
I’m horrifically bad at commitment
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Go to your fridge,
open the door,
throw all that shit on the floor,
gesture
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@MrRobinHood New band: Godspank
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My grandfather had a bottle of whale oil that he used to lubricate his barber shears, so yes, I am older than the sun
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Boost to have the giant-disembodied-sky-hand slap your booty
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Listen asshole, just because I’m bi and flirt with everyone, doesn’t mean that ALL bisexuals flirt with everyone, and would you like to go out for a drink?
Radical town seems to be having some issues, so I’ll be using this account as a lifeboat for a little while!
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My safeword is “rooty tooty fresh ‘n fruity”
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I will post stream of consciousness threads I dont give a fuck
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Thought experiment:
Is it though?
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It's me! I moved, but I'm still the same spoon loving fox!
I’m moving instances, for the first time! Yippee! How do I DM my followers to let them know?
You’d think I’d know how to do that...
You really don’t appreciate good editing until you watch the original Star Wars with all the Jabba sex scenes left in
Itsa me amonthly rent
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Please chime in if "your" "office" offers you free lunch because according to the New York Times it is "almost obligatory"
All my alts slid into each other’s DMs simultaneously, and now I taste purple
Rob from the rich, give to the poor
I’ll be at @RobinHood from now on! Follow me there!
Joined Aug 2018
