@MrRobinHood star wars was only invented because george lucas was like "aw shit, now i have to make a movie around these jabba sex scenes"
Food, fish Show more
Hummus and smoked salmon on rosemary toast for breakfast
Take that, two dollar avocados! I can still get my daily requirement of bougie breakfast without you!
One time I was cleaning out the fridge and there were all these essentially empty mustards. Like too many mustards. Like 7 or 8 mustards. And instead of throwing them out I combined the remnants into 1 super mustard. It was like a Voltron mustard. It was the best condiment we had. The perfect mustard. I’ve tried to recreate the formula but never gotten it just right. I’m like the guy who made captain America basically.
Food, meat Show more
Spaghettus and meatbal
Tobacco Show more
The local tobacconist has a pipe tobacco called “Burly without Bite” and that sounds like a preference checkbox on Fetlife
all of the internet: die. pee pee poo poo.
mutuals: transmitting love and energy and evil power! will help you bury bodies and rub your tired shoulders! no dont get up! I will light your incense! fuck it here are some pictures of my cute pets and also some nudes if you want to see them or not whatever.
Rob from the rich, give to the poor
I’ll be at @RobinHood from now on! Follow me there!
Generalistic and moderated instance.