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fuck my bed into pieces
this is my sex resort

I just ordered new arrows,
it took me two weeks to pick them,
I’m horrifically bad at commitment

My grandfather had a bottle of whale oil that he used to lubricate his barber shears, so yes, I am older than the sun

Listen asshole, just because I’m bi and flirt with everyone, doesn’t mean that ALL bisexuals flirt with everyone, and would you like to go out for a drink?

Radical town seems to be having some issues, so I’ll be using this account as a lifeboat for a little while!

I will post stream of consciousness threads I dont give a fuck

I’m moving instances, for the first time! Yippee! How do I DM my followers to let them know?

You’d think I’d know how to do that...

You really don’t appreciate good editing until you watch the original Star Wars with all the Jabba sex scenes left in

Please chime in if "your" "office" offers you free lunch because according to the New York Times it is "almost obligatory"

Food, fish 

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