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J @MonsieurJ@mastodon.cloud

"Lazy Sunday" is just an excuse I use for not feeling bad about waking up at 1pm and not going out all day 🤔

Hm, my app suddenly got translated in French ? But I liked it in English... Any option to change that ?

Having a glass of wine while showering is probably the key to happiness

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ps “meritocracy” was a term coined by Michael Young in a satire that demolishes the fact that if you select the ruling classes based on “merit” (he used the term “IQ + effort” as his criteria, but it could be anything innate and extrinsic) what you'll get is a bunch of entitled assholes who'll stop at nothing to reward themselves at the expense of others. sound familiar?

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Encore un grand merci pour tous vos retour géniaux sur #tusky d'hier. J'ai noté toutes vos demandes et je créerai les tickets d'évolution dans la journée. Si certains veulent donner un coup de main au développement de cette app #android , sa se passe par ici 😘
github.com/Vavassor/Tusky

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Happy Cosmonautics Day everyone! Today is 56 years since Yuri Gagarin flew in space.

Would it be possible to give the link to a completely private toot, and seeing it once clicking on it ? 🤔

It would allow to do some long toots about a specific topic and then make private toots giving the sources or additional documentation for whoever is interested without taking space in people's TL

*be me*
*wake up*
"Ugh I need coffee"
*Get coffee, breakfast, morning things"
"I will just chill in my bed for a bit"
*end up taking a nap 2h after waking up*
*wake up again*
"Ugh I need coffee"

I'm so good at adulting

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AHAH ALORS LES JAPONNAIS MOI AUSSI JE PEUX ÉCRIRE DES TRUCS QUE VOUS COMPRENEZ PAS

(Humour, blague, et chocolat 🙊)

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Wow, both the local and the federated timeline have gotten much more rapid.

Main problem: I can't read any of the languages.

Good night, fellow Mastonautes

Japanese buddies, it appears that we are on the same timezone, so I hope we will all get along (´ω`*)

(Is it how you do it ? Was it a good emoticon to initiate first contact ? God, so many questions unanswered)

Honestly, I don't mind NSFW bots, I do enjoy having them in my TL from time to time
What I do find unpleasant is when these bots post 10 thousands pics in one minute.
It's like, kind of overwhelming

(cc @NSFW_Fr )

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I'll give the French one thing, we gave each other stupid nicknames like Mastobaters and tootsiepoops but they came up with Mastonauts, which is actually cool and a word you can say to your grandparents

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Musique pour le moment où Masto passe de l'anglais au français:

"Il est 5 heures, Paris se lève…"

I find it extremely funny when a followbot follows another followbot
Follow-ception 🐘

My federated Timeline strangely became more readable than my Local TL, since the overall number of english speaking users is still higher than the one of japanese speaking ones