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There is a button on my friend's oven that says “stop time”, it’s probably meant to say “stop timer”, but I don’t touch it… Just in case.

@Meshelly I would pound that thing every single time I was there, just in case. Do you have any idea the things I would accomplish if I could stop time?

@Meshelly Oriental thing. Like those copy machine user manuals that say "For making of more copiers, please be kind to refer to documents"