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This Name is Dead @Meshelly

Rule number one of gardening: You WILL get dirt in really weird places. Don't even question it. Just accept it, and move on.

@Meshelly For just a moment, I was certain your toot said "Rule number one of *gendering*: You WILL get dirt in really weird places".