A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have..........a beer."
The bartender says "What's with the huge pause?"
The bear shrugs and says "I was born with them".

it's wordplay he was born with paws. He was born with pause. @yukiame

@Meshelly now I get - he was born with paws but at this point I'm too afraid to ask ? where is the joke ?

The pause in the sentence. He said 'I want......a beer' it was a large pause. @yukiame

@Meshelly @yukiame That joke died a long, slow, painful death.

RIP pause bear.

@Meshelly @yukiame Maybe instead of a bar it should have gone to an audition at CSI. They're suckers for paws

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