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This Name is Dead @Meshelly

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

@Meshelly
Not always. My friend dropped his phone when he was drunk, and laughed anyway.

Did your friend fall down too? Because that would have been REALLY funny. @uhrheber

@Meshelly
No, but even if, he would've been too drunk to notice.

It doesn't matter if he notices, it matters if you notice. 😜 @uhrheber

@Meshelly
I was sober that evening, because I was the driver. Things like these tend to be funnier when everybody's wasted.

Nah, friends falling is funny sober or drunk! You're just more likely to be falling as well if you are drunk too. Kudos for being the D.D. that's truly awesome of you!@uhrheber

@Meshelly
I'd like to go out and have some drinks, but my friends are all busy.
Well, maybe tomorrow.

@Meshelly

Our phones fall, it costs us lots of money to replace them.

Our friends fall, it costs them shame, or possibly lots of money to have costly surgeries. A friend can even get upset at you for finding funnies in their misfortune.

I'm still gonna laugh, though.