Apparently, putting Alka-Seltzer in my mouth while getting baptized and pretending I’m being possessed by the devil is 'not funny.'
If I actually believed in hell, I might believe that I'd be going there. But who has time for that shit? @twitter
@Meshelly plus, if there does turn out to be a hell, all the cool people will be there..
I don't want to be all "I'd be their leader.", but I'd be their leader. @twitter
@Meshelly better you than me, leading hell would probably be like herding nerfs
*Sing to the tune of 'Here Comes the HotStepper': They call me Nerf herder (Herd em up) @twitter
@Meshelly Sneaking a black bath bomb into the baptismal font, however, is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TajFvypFg8
That would be a thing of beauty. Especially if you hid it under your clothes. @sanspoint
@Meshelly NOT FUNNY AT ALL.
It's hilarious!