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Marina Martinez-Bateman @Marinaisgo@mastodon.cloud

The sun is out in Portland and people are loosing their God damned minds.

I almost jumped the counter at the post office today and no regrets.

hot take Show more

Registration for a lighting class asks my gender.

I write MYOB in the field and it is accepted.

๐Ÿค”

Hey owner, friend or regular old sis/bro/sib. This is your permission to be really really bad at something today. In case you were looking for it.

I'm not a doctor but my con artist mom had me attuned as a level 3 reiki master for my 12th birthday, so close enough.

Go make something terrible.

Anybody feel like chatting about how the theory/reality of an inherently non-binary gender structure actually makes all humans "non-binary" regardless of identity and how does this related to people who currently identify as NB? If yes, I'll be here.

โ”โ”“
โ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฒ in
โ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฒโ•ฒ this
โ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ฒโ•ฒ house
โ–”โ–โ”—โ”›โ–•โ–” we
โ•ฑโ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ•ฒ
tell our homies they cute
โ•ฑโ•ฑโ”โ”ณโ”“โ•ญโ•ฎโ”โ”ณโ”“ โ•ฒโ•ฒ
โ–”โ–โ”—โ”ปโ”›โ”ƒโ”ƒโ”—โ”ปโ”›โ–•โ–”

I'm Watching the Good Witch Show more

Thank you for teaching me the more tag Show more

So how does a person make a more tag? I can't find the answer anywhere.

reminder that :

1) :sparkles: if something makes you happy it's not a waste of time :sparkles:

2) :fire: capitalism sucks! :fire:

My favorite thing about living in Portland is how you'll walk into a restaurant or a store or something and the person working there will look at you and walk into the back. It is legit my fave thing because fuck capitalism.

We get it, you are shocked that people in the world speak a different language than you do. Congratulations on having enough privilege that you can expect every platform to be for you and only you. Surprise: they're not.

Hi tourists, I know that Portland is "weird" and "where young people go to retire" but that doesn't mean you can just stop your fucking car in the middle of the God damned street whenever you shitting feel like it. I have to get to one of my three jobs right now thanks.