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If one of you writes Rest In Peace on my tombstone before I can join the skeleton war I will haunt your lineage for generations

Just so we're all clear

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I remember teachers pulling kids apart at school dances and unironically saying "Leave room for Jesus"

Yo if Jesus wants to grind too I'm down

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The ultimate goal of white parents should be to raise a kid with some level of spice tolerance

transphobia, coming out Show more

Poly person: hi

Straight people: oh i dont have a problem with polyamory, it would just never work for me! I just dont even know how I would manage with more relationships, just one is enough for me and i can barely keep up with that hahaha oh and don't even get me started on the trust issues!

The continued existence of adobe flash player in 2019 is proof that there is a god and he is uninterested in letting all the sins of humanity go unpunished

My on call pager alarm sound has burned itself into my soul

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I made the mistake of getting battery powered headphones, and now here I am. Getting raw dogged by the actual sounds of the office like a fucking cavewoman

I'm going to try mixing things up, breaking some patterns in my life, setting the volume on the TV to something that isn't a multiple of 2 or 5.

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COGIATI, transphobia, it's complicated Show more

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Doing a crossword on Sunday morning with your orange juice like a 50s dude living living at the peak of patriarchy

Ugh why do promotions and staying employed have to depend on "taking initiative" and "leadership"

Maybe I just want to sit here and do straightforward work at an acceptable quality and get paid

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I play Elder Scrolls Online on and off, and while I wish it was a little different sometimes it's just so great to go back to places from older games and see them with really pretty graphics 💕

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Ever hear of some sexual harasser who gets hit with "What if someone was treating your daughter like that" and he shuts up

How fucked is it that some people only think about the repercussions of their actions when they can emotionally relate to another patriarch. Kind of takes the woman out of the equation, doesn't it?

Ok sorry y'all but Maddie is pissed today and just remembered a mission trip a relatives church did. The locals told them they could come and repair the local school building but explicitly didn't want them to come and preach. So they went and spent the week trying to corner the local young kids and convert them. Why? Because it's not a mission trip if you go back home without stories to jerk off your White Savior complex for the next five years

Anyway got a little sidetracked there and the point is that when my family finds out that I haven't been going to church for the last 7 years it's gonna be REALLY fun

I don't want to get too edgy atheist with this but any mission trip that goes to another country for a week isn't doing anyone any good. It's just poverty tourism. You're just going there to make yourself feel good and push your values on people. You're like vacation timeshare people who bait customers in with something they actually want and then make them sit and listen for hours to something that probably isn't good for them

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