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The hell-mouth.

Some combination of singing opera, having work done on a back tooth, and waiting for mommy to deliver a big spoonful of baby-food that never arrives.

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RT @jfreewright@twitter.com

Joe Biden referred to an AR-15 as an AR-14. Who gives a fuck?

Republicans are more outraged about that than they were when a gun nut murdered 20 first-graders in Sandy Hook with their beloved AR-15.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/jfreewright/status

Coverage of COVID-19 reminds me so much of the Ebola freakout in 2014 that Republicans used to their electoral advantage. Except that in those days we had a competent POTUS in charge who didn’t gut our entire disease response infrastructure

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The new Berner thing is to negatively exaggerate about a Biden clip.

Actually watch this and you can see he's not "angry."

There are lots of others going around that are similar.

RT @BetaODork@twitter.com

A woman critcizes Joe Biden's climate policy.

Biden gets agitated, angrily puts his finger in her face and tells her to "be a teacher, know the science", before stepping away.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/BetaODork/status/1

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@IronMan2020 @OccupyOneLove I just voted in the Missouri Democratic primary. I only saw 2 other people voting. I feel like Captain America, though.

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We need a meticulous, dedicated technocrat to repair the outrageous damage Republican have done to federal agencies.

@ewarren@twitter.com was the only candidate resembling that, and her lack of popularity is why we can't have nice things.

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RT @scdhec@twitter.com

If an individual doesn’t have a primary care physician, MUSC Health is providing free telehealth screening to all South Carolinians. Anyone experiencing symptoms can visit MUSC.care and use the promo code COVID19 and be screened without having to leave your home.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/scdhec/status/1236

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Guys I'd sell Real Dolls stock short this season. The 2020 collection isn't working out.

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Sneak peak at the policy options Trump will really select:

1. Blame Democrats.
2. Blame reporters.
3. Blame Mexico.
4. Blame Obama (see #1).
5. Go to Mar-a-Lago to play golf.
6. Fiddle.
7. All of the above.

google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.c

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Overall, was great. Except for the whitewashed reporters.

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RT @business@twitter.com

LIVE: Oil crashes, stocks plunge and Treasury yields reach historic lows. Follow our LIVE coverage of "wild" trading in markets trib.al/TL2ytk5 pscp.tv/w/cTQ1FDFvTlFsTGJOR2dr

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@HopeVanDyne @IronMan2020

I had the misfortune of being "represented" by Cruz until I moved. It's so touching he's suddenly concerned about the constituents he usually ignores and avoids. :blobamused:

Meet my unsubscribe button, fearmongering Dem PACs. If you can’t fundraise while staying true to your mission, I’ll just drop ya.

Peter Baker and Amy Chozick were two of the reporters who did the most harm to Hillary in 2016 and here they are being all concerned...Ugh.

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