Uploads of photos are failing for me again. CU Mastodon.

I've been gone for a long time, but I think I might be back.

It's been a while since I last posted. I'm now living in Shanghai, and loving it.

I haven't quite figured life out yet. You'd think I would have done so by now, if you were me.

If Wonder Woman were to wrap her Lasso of Truth around a certain leader of a North American country, I wonder how long it would take for him to catch on fire?

You know...because he's a fucking liar.

To improve my mood this afternoon, I watched one of my all-time favorite films, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World. It definitely made me happy.

To work in China, foreigners must now get their diploma and background check authenticated by their state government as well as through the Chinese embassy. I LOVE red tape!

I can't decide whether I should work on trying to lose weight or just say "F-it!" and keep on snacking. 🤕

The moral of the story is...don't update your phone's OS until it's been tested and confirmed to work with your Mastodon instance. 😥

About every week or so I search for new Mastodon apps for my Android phone. Once I get one to work well with this instance, I'll post more often.

What's the deal with 3-way light bulbs? Don't they know I only want the dimmest setting right before I go to sleep, so I don't want to turn the switch 3 times to turn off the light at night.

How bad is the Twin Peaks reboot?

Pretty Bad
Very Bad
Train Wreck

Ghost👻 boosted

After enjoying both seasons of Master of None, I'm even more convinced I need to avoid relationships at all costs.

My parents took me out for "Chinese" food for lunch today. It's soooo different from the Chinese food I'm used to (better, actually).

Master of None...TOO FLIPPING FUNNY! 😂

I got a replacement driver's license this morning, not because I WANT to drive, but so I don't have to carry my passport around with me while I'm here in the US.

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