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Taken near the Pima Canyon trailhead in Phoenix, Arizona.

This looks dead most of the year, but revives and shows its beauty when it rains.

Business idea:
The Cobbler
Serves pastries and repairs shoes.

Every time I went to the bathroom I'd feel wiped afterward - until I got a bidet.
Now, everything goes swimmingly!

My neighbour blamed my gravel for making him fall.

But it was his own dumb asphalt!

Arnold Schwarzenegger's IT guy offered to upgrade him to Windows 10.
Arnold declined and said, "I still love Vista, baby!"

Astronaut 1: "I can't find any milk for my coffee".
Astronaut 2: "In space, no-one can. Here, use cream".

I always wanted to be a Gregorian Monk, but never got the chants.

Did you know: Before the invention of the crowbar, crows had to do their drinking at home.

I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grape.

It's all about raisin awareness.

They are high in fiber and a good source of iron, too!
healthline.com/health/food-nut

Why do Microsoft programmers wear glasses?

So they can C#

If your kids act up, don't worry. It will be better tomorrow.

Just think of it as a bad heir day!

Why are French snails faster than English snails?

Less cargo

I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.

Feefiphobia

Is the Jewish technological singularity called the Bot Mitzvah?

If a knight in Prague dons his armor, does that mean the Czech is in the mail?

I read a book on anti-GRAVITY. I couldn't put it down.

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