Every time I went to the bathroom I'd feel wiped afterward - until I got a bidet.
Now, everything goes swimmingly!
Astronaut 1: "I can't find any milk for my coffee".
Astronaut 2: "In space, no-one can. Here, use cream".
I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grape.
It's all about raisin awareness.
They are high in fiber and a good source of iron, too!
If your kids act up, don't worry. It will be better tomorrow.
Just think of it as a bad heir day!