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nsfw 

What i want to say when my friends show me lewd art of their characters: i would let them turn me into a quintuple stuff twinkie if they asked me.

what i actually say: gross

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okay so like in my introduction i said i was a writer and that's technically true so i'm gonna post actual writing

pastebin.com/6kjB3f77

yikes there it is

i'm using my bofa.lol account now i guess lads.

follow me there

or don't, honestly.

the content does not get any better from here on out

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@Haruspex I follow several writers and they all seem to like waluigi, so...

i dont even use twitter and i called mastodon messages tweets

maybe that's the reason i'm not a professional, instead of my waluigi opinions

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yknow i'm not a PROFESSIONAL coder these days but like

how hard is it to say

'oh, if a tweet contains these characters, it's not english and should be filtered'

maybe my irresponsable use of regex-type stuff is WHY i'm not a professional coder

also my strong opinions on waluigi that make me a difficult person to work with, but

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@Haruspex if god fucks up it sure ain't on US to fix it

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@Haruspex we all saw them. you put your toots out into the fediverse and they mingled with all the rest

whenever i see a news site cross my federated timeline i dissociate a bit further

like forgive me for being a weirdo about this i guess but

punk where the vocal style is 'such extreme apathy that my eyes fuse themselves shut on contact'

is not punk

also i generally love punk covers of songs but do you wanna hear the worst one i have ever fucking heard
youtu.be/jmKy5zo4fFE
like they took literally all the charm and passion out of the original song and replaced it with

whatever this is

fucked up how they fit the entire state in such a small container of cream cheese huh

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The old man puts down the rotten bottle and smiles a toothless grin, "Do you want to hear a story?" I have no place to go, so I sit on his dusty mat and wait for him to begin.

"In the days before the melt the people would gather to tell tales of wretched beasts. One night, when you could still see the sky, I heard the story of the one they called Alf..."

LOOK AT THIS KID

IM PRETTY SURE THE REASON HE WAS BULLIED IS BECAUSE HES LIKE

THE SPITTING IMAGE OF THAT ONE KID WHOS LIKE "OH MISS YOU DIDNT DO THE QUIZ YOU SAID YOU WOULD TODAY"

this fuckin batman beyond villain's backstory was that he was bullied so hard for singing in choir that he turned to a life of crime

and bullying is bad

but i'm pretty fuckin sure he deserved it

look at him

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you americans don’t spare a passing thought for the carnage you leave on the timeline after you go to bed, do you

if you possess bitcoin and don't use it to exclusively renew your subscription to hentai paysites, then you don't need to have bitcoin at all

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He played the chords
The fourth, the fifth
The minor fall and the major lift
The baffled king composing Despacito

if you guys know any movies with the same dumb tonality as kung fu hustle and shaolin soccer please let me know because like

masterpieces

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fuck I missed 420 and 69 followers on this account. might as well start completely over at this point

every time someone cites 'you have cool as a stat' in 2077 as some revolutionary thing i feel my eyes roll back in my head

it's literally a stat representing you being able to perform under pressure

not how many sunglasses you wear at once or whatever the shit

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