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@GordyPls FUN FACT: The number of years between September 1993 and September 2018 is the same as the number of years between the start of WW1 and the start of WW2. I'm not saying it means anything, but

I've been on Mastodon now for about three or four days and I don't know if I'm worried about the eternal September coming one day or if I'm worried that I'm the start of it?

Hey there everyone! The weather in Wollstonecraft is "clear sky", 1011 hpa and the UV index is 3.83. Humidity is 64 percent with a current temperature of 17 (the highest I've recorded in the period is 17). Inside at the bureau, it's 20. Everyone I know thinks you're really clever, and I wanted you to know that.

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My superpower is detecting instantly when a group of people (most often 4 women) on the train are teachers headed to a day of professional development.

Me: *buttering toast* “See? I did that really quick!”

Official from Guinness Book I’ve manacled to the wall: “That is also something that someone else did way quicker. Please let me go.”

Why does the open weather map api say the UV index is 3.32 when it’s dark

exciting to receive this incoming call from who i can only assume was joko widodo mastodon.social/media/X208Zy0S

How to waterboard your dog that you suspect is a member of ISIS

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