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I don't know why the Halloween movies keep putting Jamie Lee Curtis in dumb wigs. I respect the hell out of H20 for just letting her have a pixie cut.

I haven't seen the new spider-man because I haven't seen civil war because I haven't seen age of ultron because I haven't seen the winter soldier because I don't fucking care.

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Wally Gator was killed by Fish & Wildlife officials 22 years ago today after dragging a toddler into a murky pond outside of Plantation, Florida and eating it

RIP to a legend

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the Japanese word for pictures of food that make you hungry is "meshi-tero", which translated literally is "food terrorism"

A lot of older tv shows that are popular among elderly rural people cost a fortune to get on DVD because the distributors know their key demo isn't going to pirate the show. It's a sleazy grift that deserves more attention.

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interesting, your a socialist and yet my wife left me

so Laura Prepon has a youtube channel where she cooks, and all the videos are really washed out and kinda look like they were filmed on VHS. I love it.

If vampires can't be photographed, how do they make vampire movies?

the reality of bert and ernie being gay is that their relationship was written as a homophobic joke in the 1960s. sesame st. should be thankful people are just saying the characters are gay and not calling them out on what really is going on with this.

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What I look for in a girl:

-has feet
-buzz saw for a hand
-at least ten feet tall
-hovers ominously
-glowing always
-makes me laugh
-rides horses in the moonlight
-is a horse
-loves horses
-not interested in me
-laughter like bells
-can spell “ominously”

That's it, I'm not picky.

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Merle Haggard’s “Mama Tried” is both an amazing song and an incredible indictment of society. How do we let anyone turn 21 in prison doing life without parole

🎶and Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats🎶

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Ima get my dick sucked clean off my body this weekend Hell no im not registered to vote

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Introducing Floyd Wainwright, a forlorn monkey who has recently acquired an astounding bale of hay... in the Twilight Zone.

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Unless you’re documenting a revolution and the entire Trump family getting beheaded in Central Park w a guillotine please fucking spare me

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since an average, delicate astronaut has just developed an abominable addiction to imodium ad... in the Twilight Zone.

If the new twilight zone isn't in black and white it's an automatic 0/10

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