I've seen posts you people wouldn't believe. People on blast while flying in planes. I watched an account named toilet go viral for saying, "I wanna fuck a plate." All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

The movie and the song/album Purple Rain is about how its better to be incel than to be an abusive piece of shit like your dad and your drunkass, no talent rival. It's the greatest movie and song/album ever made.

Sorry to everyone about my enormous Saturn sized nuts. The vaccine gave them to me.


Skeptical of everything about 9/11, including loose change and building 7 grifters, but the flight 93 story is complete bullshit and we're gonna feel so fucking stupid for believing it in fifty years when someone leaks the proof that it was shot down. Just the absolute laziest, most obvious fucking lie in a series of lazy obvious lies

He sees you when you're sleeping he knows when you are woke he knows if you've been torturing so be good for goodness sake osama Claus is coming to town

Hope everyone has a merry 9/11 tomorrow. Hope Osama claus brings you everything you wanted.

Everyone at the dicksucking factory is already vaccinated. Don't see the big deal.

๐ŸŽต Woah, amber is the color of my enemies (after being preserved in amber)

Flag colors explained
Gold and red: Comrades, unless Spain
Red and black: Comrades
Rex, white, and blue: Libs, unless French revolutionaries or North Koreans
Red, white, and black: Nazisโ€ฆ shoot em.
Red, white, and green: Italy, Mexico, or Iran and other Middle East comrades, especially if with black also (use extreme discretion)

The dicksucking factory thought they could announce an end to sexually explicit workers, but luckily we got them to renege on their plans.

"Fired from the dicksucking factory for trying to turn it into worker co-op" has been done like 20 times already

Amerika tried to cancel culture the Taliban, but now everyone is seeing that we're just jealous haters and they're not problematic at all.

Boss of the dicksucking factory is resigning today for being a real creep to the women that work here. Glad he's being replaced by the first woman boss though. Happy for my coworkers.

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