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fuck "jokes". everything i toot is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, i will NOT follow trolls. Mastodon dot social. i live for this

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Sucks that trump really is a sell-out, not because he's a secret communist or something, but because he profits from this shit.

Lol trump had to blow up amerikan arms in syria so they wouldn't get into the hands of isis.

birdsite politics genocide 

wild that all our dads hated midwest emo as much as they did considering the message of every song is basically My Wife Left Me

You just know that the movie Ratatouille came to be after someone realized there was a "rat" in the name and then they just worked backwards from there

The dicksucking factory almost signed a contract with ICE, but we threatened to strike and they backed out at the last moment.

The dicksucking factory is hosting an open house next Saturday. There will be refreshments and snacks provided.

crash, death, politics 

long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. then, everything changed when the Fire Nation vibe checked.

Drake rejecting: The debate didn't have one question about climate change???? Wtf???
Drake approving: The debate didn't have one question about amerika's role in creating climate change which has devastated central american economies and led to a return of fascism and genocide??? Wtf???

Man that Bernie ad that everyone is linking fucked me up. But here's why: So many people are counting on him and believe in him so hard that if he doesn't or can't win and fix things, we are going to have to hold someone very responsible.

What does mean something is that the the progressive left controls the democrats now and they have endorsed Bernie.

I think the right wing is correct in saying that the progressive left is wrenching control from Pelosi and the center, but it's really funny that they think this is supposed to scare everybody, considering they only have this power because of popular support.

Lol it doesn't mean anything, but damn the schadenfreude got really good tonight.

Drake rejecting: The debate didn't have one question about climate change???? Wtf???
Drake approving: The debate didn't have one question about amerika's role in creating climate change which has devastated central american economies and led to a return of fascism and genocide??? Wtf???

Bernie should pick the dirtiest most bloodthirsty tankie as his vp so: He gets the tankie vote and it lessens the incentive to merk him.

So many fucking worms who have never uttered a goddamn word about this rat country that they love and one of their favorite presidents butchering mayan babies for the last 50 fucking years thinking they have a right to say what a basketball player should and should not say about a foreign country

I'm watching the debate. They're all kissing each other and getting naked.

It's really funny that even the slimiest most inbred freaks president shithead can hire don't even understand half of the dribble that spills out his head. Like to the point that he has to fire them for being so skeptical because he stops trusting them.

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