Optimist: Your head is stuck in a chair, but you are alive, conscious in this Great Experiment of arranging periodic elements in particular patterns. What a privilege to be something in an eternal sea of nothing.
Pessimist: Four billion years of evolution only for it to result in your head being stuck in a chair.
@EmmaKelley “The first ten million years were the worst," said Marvin, "and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million years I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline.”
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