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Breaking News: Elon Musk found this picture of my cat on Hunter Biden’s laptop. She got guacamole eyes.

@EmmaKelley 🎶
She'll turn her music on you
You won't have to chase mice
She's purrr as New York snow
She got, guacamole eyes...

@EmmaKelley In my mind I sang that phrase to "She's got Bette Davis eyyyyeeeeesssss"

@EmmaKelley I hope they don't send the new House Cat Committee after you once they take control :blobcathappypaws:

(Gorgeous, btw)

@EmmaKelley "Guacomole Eyes" potential song title or novel!?
Keep hearing it being sung by Kim Carnes.

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