Breaking News: Elon Musk found this picture of my cat on Hunter Biden’s laptop. She got guacamole eyes.
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@EmmaKelley @RIDDLES Hello MOUSER
@EmmaKelley what is she hiding
@EmmaKelley 🎶
She'll turn her music on you
You won't have to chase mice
She's purrr as New York snow
She got, guacamole eyes...
@EmmaKelley In my mind I sang that phrase to "She's got Bette Davis eyyyyeeeeesssss"
@EmmaKelley I hope they don't send the new House Cat Committee after you once they take control
(Gorgeous, btw)
@EmmaKelley "Guacomole Eyes" potential song title or novel!?
Keep hearing it being sung by Kim Carnes.
@EmmaKelley 😂👏 finally!! The whole story 🥳