Man working from home is pretty great. Get to play on the at my desk and not feel too bad.

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All I wanna do is

[gunshot]

[gunshot]

[gunshot]

[gunshot]

And a

[click]

[ka-ching]

Toot wholesome memes

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Pornhub, but just videos of people telling me they are proud of me.

As someone who’s in the improv/comedy scene here in Chicago it’s easy to forget that it’s its own bubble. It’s strange to think there are other scenes I have no part of, like magicians, who just hang out and talk about magic stuff and go to magician bars and stay up late worrying about magic shows.

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“The Night Is Short, Walk On Girl” was some fun, trippy, weird . But it was my kind of all those things.

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The people keep asking me: "What is the best cheese?" It is colby jack.

The weirdest thing about being an adult is the financial security to shell out cash to watch anime in a movie theater.

This is why I never used a site like this before because I can go on and on about banal things and ignore priorities like working. I have to get back to work y’all. Working for the SYSTEM.

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There are a lot of writers on here and all of you please keep writing. We all need more leftist books whether it’s sci-fi, fantasy, philosophy or poetry!

As a Comedian and Improviser nearing 30 it’s a little disheartening that I’ve already seen/followed people 10 years younger whose humor I find superior to my own.

Favorite thing I’ve done so far is completely misinterpret how many people were here. Glad to know I’ve officially obtained old man status.

Likely the first of many (some?) Kotaku badwagoners. I think being a sheep is very comfy thanks.

A little overwhelmed and not sure what to do but figured I'd throw my support into something cool and progressive. Plus the fact that this is called a "toot" is mega endearing.

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