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A real actual day off! No work no kids no husband...

What the hell do I do with myself?

My new goal in life is to somehow make enough money to one day have $350 to waste on extortionately priced luxury fountain pen.

I mean, it's the ability to be extravagant I crave. I can cough up $350 occasionally, but only for essentials like getting a plumber out for a sewer back up.
Argh.

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it was such a good idea to make a website completely out of bisexual communists. I love Mastodon

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You: English pronunciation is random and lawless. It is a chaos language no one can make sense of.
Me:

Husband has just tipped unpopped popcorn all over the floor,

And my phone turned unpopped into "i'm pooped"

Today was Crater Day as part of Science Literacy week. We dropped marbles into coco powder and flour.

Have been watching CBC for 20 minutes.
5 adverts for yoghurt.

So far today, I have failed my driving test for the third time, had to have 2 fillings, and mistakenly shopped for jeans in a place that didn't have a single pair above a size 12. Life stinks right now.

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“Hello, I’m a capitalist!

Art adds incalculable value to our world. It enriches our surroundings, gives life to our hobbies, and expands the realm of what we think is possible. It enlightens and inspires, lifts and emboldens, can build us up and lay us low. From paragraph to painting to performance, it allows us to build our own meaning around the scaffolding of our shared world.

But if you wanted to afford to eat you should have gotten a STEM degree.”

Beastling the younger disappears into the other room.
There is a large crash.
Me: what was that??
Beastling: Muuuummmm!!! You HAVE to clean this up!
Me: I don't think so....
Beastling, hands on hips: Come on mum, you have to!
Me: who made the mess?
Beastling.... Um.... 'Randa?

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It's 8 o'clock, and I'm feeling respectfully bisexual.

Beastling the younger: what does this pink milk taste like?
Me: milk?
BTY: no mum its pink milk
Me: strawberry?
Bty: no mum pink milk taste like buggle gum flavourite.
Me: uh huh.

*pink milk is milk with red colouring in it.

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roses are red
violets are blue
in surveillance capitalism
poem reads you

and shows you ads
for flower shops
and tracks your clicks
and never stops

it cares not about
if privacy's harmed
the money is green
when people are farmed

twitter is cyan
facebook is blue
your friends are the product
and so are you

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