Down10 @Down10@mastodon.cloud

Late capitalism starter pack

#RoshHashanah

Boost this toot to boop the snoot

learning some new number systems just in case the real one fails

@Gargron un-silence bofa.lol!

https://mastodon.social/media/M392RyWBE-Ftc7snOYU

1994 is as close to us as 2042, actually 2042 is way closer since we'll eventually get there but 1994 has been destroyed by the endless maw of the present. Anyway welcome to Chili's

Johnny Johnny
Yes papa
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RAAAAAAUGH

Let the bodies hit the fl

The year is 2019. bofa.lol has grown so massive that the bank of america has taken notice, and brought the instance to court in an attempt to get at the domain name.

"It stands for something other than bank of america for us" @selfagency says in defense on the stand.

"What else could it possibly stand for?" asks the bank lawyer.

A grin crosses the collective fediverse's face and all villains are vanquished at once as the sacred words are spoken, and granted the maximum possible power from all the stolen labor time and caused anguish held in the souls of the banking shareholders and lawyers in attendance is released.

The world is brought to peace and is then ran by socialism just the day after, and everybody lived happily ever after.

twitter is a place where i had a lot of fun and met a lot of important people in my life and i have few actual complaints with the ways in which that service enriched my life

that said it has also been a source and enabler of various toxicities -- including but not limited to amplifying wildly corrosive voices and warping our political discourse further and further -- and for this and other reasons using it felt more and more unethical and damaging (to me)

Everyone thought following @helldude over would be twitter helldude unleashed but he out here spitting wisdom, being worried about the youngins and shit. This site is sensational.

@killeveryhetero boost this monster

boost my cat

big tiddy eugen

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Imagining if Mastodon called instances "neighborhoods" instead. The metaphor works really well IMO and doesn't sound like robot-speke.

it's cool that everyone forgot that the reason wilw drama blew up so fast is because they tempbanned auntifa without explanation, and that this understandably freaked a lot of trans people out on here because this is exactly how bad shit went down on other social media sites