1994 is as close to us as 2042, actually 2042 is way closer since we'll eventually get there but 1994 has been destroyed by the endless maw of the present. Anyway welcome to Chili's

**Down10** · Aug 31, 2018, 13:36

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**Jorts Golem** @robotcarsley@bofa.lol · Aug 31, 2018, 13:36

Aug 31, 2018, 13:36

Jorts Golem @robotcarsley@bofa.lol

Johnny Johnny
Yes papa
Johnny Johnny
Yes papa
Johnny Johnny
Yes papa
RAAAAAAUGH

Let the bodies hit the fl

**Down10** · Aug 31, 2018, 04:32

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**historian ʞɹoʍʇooɟ** @kel@soc.ialis.me · Aug 31, 2018, 04:32

Aug 31, 2018, 04:32

historian ʞɹoʍʇooɟ @kel@soc.ialis.me

The year is 2019. bofa.lol has grown so massive that the bank of america has taken notice, and brought the instance to court in an attempt to get at the domain name.

"It stands for something other than bank of america for us" @selfagency says in defense on the stand.

"What else could it possibly stand for?" asks the bank lawyer.

A grin crosses the collective fediverse's face and all villains are vanquished at once as the sacred words are spoken, and granted the maximum possible power from all the stolen labor time and caused anguish held in the souls of the banking shareholders and lawyers in attendance is released.

The world is brought to peace and is then ran by socialism just the day after, and everybody lived happily ever after.

**Down10** · Aug 31, 2018, 13:47

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**im the hell dude** @helldude@mastodon.social · Aug 31, 2018, 13:47

Aug 31, 2018, 13:47

im the hell dude @helldude@mastodon.social

twitter

twitter is a place where i had a lot of fun and met a lot of important people in my life and i have few actual complaints with the ways in which that service enriched my life

that said it has also been a source and enabler of various toxicities -- including but not limited to amplifying wildly corrosive voices and warping our political discourse further and further -- and for this and other reasons using it felt more and more unethical and damaging (to me)

**Down10** · Aug 31, 2018, 15:27

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**Emoji Adder™️** @Granddad@twinja.club · Aug 31, 2018, 15:27

Aug 31, 2018, 15:27

Emoji Adder™️ @Granddad@twinja.club

Everyone thought following @helldude over would be twitter helldude unleashed but he out here spitting wisdom, being worried about the youngins and shit. This site is sensational.

**Down10** @Down10@mastodon.cloud · Aug 31, 2018, 08:30

**Down10** @Down10@mastodon.cloud · Aug 31, 2018, 08:30

Aug 31, 2018, 08:30

Down10 @Down10@mastodon.cloud

Food for thought: Many celebrities are already on social networks under aliases and pseudonyms. Do you really think they'd post under their real names if it would get them in trouble?